windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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