Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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