It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
