Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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