put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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