just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you had me at cake vodka
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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