hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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