woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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