Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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