i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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