so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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