C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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