i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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