everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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