ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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