I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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