i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
