The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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