I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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