I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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