i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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