It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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