she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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