Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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