Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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