Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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