im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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