we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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