Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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