New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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