If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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