I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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