I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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