Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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