This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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