So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It's just like the Real World with babies
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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