so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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