Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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