I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just blew my weed a kiss
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
