phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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