Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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