just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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