I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
soo... how was my night?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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