I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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