this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
