turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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