If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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