so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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