Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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