woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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