So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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