I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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