I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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