Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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